Feelin’ cute, might not make it across the river. This “Feeling Cute Might Die of Dysentery” T-shirt brings the dark humor of the Oregon Trail days back to life, pixel by pixel. The bright green 8-bit wagon design pays tribute to every gamer who grew up clicking their way through the 1900’s. Perfectly printed with Direct-to-Garment precision, it’s soft, breathable, and loaded with retro charm. Whether you survived dysentery or just miss floppy disks, this shirt gets a laugh every time.
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester) • Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²) • Pre-shrunk fabric • Side-seamed construction • Shoulder-to-shoulder taping • Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Age restrictions: For adults EU Warranty: 2 years
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